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#1
my teenager took the trash out without being asked. am i dead? did i die? what the hell does he want from me?
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) January 18, 2023
#2
Parents be like, “We thought your home could use the encyclopedia set we bought for you in the 4th grade.”
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) January 17, 2023
#3
Help your kids rediscover old toys by trying to get rid of them
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) January 20, 2023
#4
The moms who Pinterest-up their kids’ birthday parties are amazing but the mom whose party was the best was the one I never saw because she let me drop off my kid at the door and leave
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) January 17, 2023
#5
I left my toddler alone with a yogurt pouch 'for just a minute' - A horror story
— An Apple Hat (@AnAppleHat) January 17, 2023
#6
I asked my 6yo if she wanted a bagel with cream cheese and she said no and now she’s crying because she wanted a bagel with cream cheese. To those of you who always tell me it goes by fast, promise?
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) January 15, 2023
#7
My son woke me up at 2am to let me know he was awake, if you’re wondering if kids might be for you.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) January 15, 2023
#8
Me: with a little concealer hopefully no one will see my pimple
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) January 17, 2023
Toddler: what’s on your face mommy, can I touch it, HEY EVERYONE LOOK WHAT’S ON MY MOM’S FACE!
#9
my 4 y/o godson is devastated because he just found out that at a crab feed you do not feed crabs, you eat them
— 🌜🤷♂️Dad Moon Rising 🤷♂️🌛 (@raoulvilla) January 15, 2023
#10
My daughter asked me “What do you call a fly without wings?” And I was like I have no idea. “A Walk,” she said. A. Walk. Trolled by a 9yo, ladies and gentlemen.
— Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 (@mahnamematt) January 19, 2023
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My kid said her favorite subject in school is lunch and I'm so happy to finally figure out what she got from me
— Tori (@ToriTheMom) January 19, 2023
#12
Excellent news! My 9YO said she’s half done with the story which she started narrating last Monday
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) January 18, 2023
