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#1
My son can configure this whole elaborate video gaming set up in his room but needs help to make toast.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) January 19, 2024
Seems legit.
#2
I was driving with my son, listening to my playlist, so I thought I would be nice & ask if he had any requests.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) January 25, 2024
“Yeah, for you to stop playing this horrible music.”
Request denied.
#3
What’s it like having 4 boys?
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) December 21, 2023
My son just threw a waffle into the ceiling fan so he could see what would happen, with all of his brothers cheering him on.
Send help.
#4
Went into my son’s room & it was like a trip down memory lane.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 15, 2023
“So this is where that cup has been!” “Haven’t seen this bowl in a while!” “I thought I lost that mug!”
#5
Took my son out for his 1st driving lesson.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) February 25, 2023
Zero out of 5 stars. Do not recommend.
#6
I hate when I’m forced to choose between feeding my family for the week or ordering my son’s school portrait package.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) September 27, 2022
#7
My son, as we’re one minute away from pulling up to his school:
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) September 14, 2022
“I guess I’ll do my Math homework real quick.”
#8
I asked my son what time he wanted me to wake him up on the 1st day of school:
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) August 8, 2022
"6:30, so I have enough time to shower & cry."
#9
If anyone is wondering what that horrible noise is, I just asked my son to unload the dishwasher.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 15, 2022
#10
Day 2 of summer break:
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) June 2, 2022
My son just texted me from his room & asked if I could bring him a Pop Tart.
#11
Moved my son into his college dorm today. I was all excited to get him unpacked & make him a Pinterest-worthy living space.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) September 25, 2021
He made his bed, threw everything else in his closet & wanted to go watch college football.
Can someone loan me their daughter?
#12
If listening to my son tell a story burned calories, I’d be invisible.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) June 30, 2021
#13
My son is giving me the silent treatment, like I’m going to be offended.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 2, 2021
Oh, no, please don’t let me have a quiet morning without your arguing.
#14
Brought home a whole new set of dishes & my son quickly responded with, “Can’t wait for those to get lost in my room!”
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 12, 2021
Teens are fun. Zero out of 10 stars.
#15
My son told me he kept having hot flashes so he googled his symptoms to see what might be going on.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) March 14, 2021
Menopause. He said he has menopause.
