Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren't microwave and dishwasher safe

— Shauna.. na (@ForgetTheMoose) December 25, 2022

Both my teens have phones so when I can’t reach my husband I am able to call two other people who also don’t answer their phones.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 26, 2022

When a teen emerges from their room on the weekend, dads are required to say, "It's alive!"

— A Dad Influence (@gbergan) December 29, 2022

Not to be incredibly profound but hanging out with an adorable toddler is very confusing because it’s like: I want this and also I don’t want this

— Sara K. Runnels (@omgskr) December 29, 2022

I was a terrible mother and told my kids I hate them today. Well what I really said was, please pick your towels up off the floor but apparently it’s the same thing

— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) December 28, 2022

My girls made plans to go out to eat at a pretend restaurant, and my 5yo showed up with her baby. They started fighting. My 7yo, "I wanted to go out to eat with you! Not you AND your baby!" My 5yo holding her baby, "I can't leave the baby home alone!" I'm getting popcorn.

— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) December 30, 2022

No one told me how much of parenting is putting furniture back where it belongs.

— MumOfTwo (@MumOfTw0) December 28, 2022

The kids are playing with a reflection on the wall so wow am I happy about all the money we just spent on toys.

— OyVeyLady (@OyVeyLady) December 28, 2022

My kids: Mom we’re hungry!

Me as a parent the week between Christmas and New Years: There’s some candy on the floor over there help yourself.

— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) December 28, 2022

Me: I can’t believe the kids are still asleep

Garbage truck: let me ruin this for you

— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) December 28, 2022

I’m at the–just had to cut out a chunk of my 5yo’s hair because he got it stuck in a toy car–level of needing the kids to go back to school

— meghan (@deloisivete) December 29, 2022

0.154268 seconds. That’s how long my preschooler spends lying on their pillow before proclaiming “it’s too hard to sleep!”

— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) December 30, 2022