I’m sure sleeping in is nice but being the only one awake in a quiet house drinking coffee by the Christmas tree is elite.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 10, 2022

‘I better not shout, I better not cry,’ I quietly sing to myself as tuck my kid back into bed for the 87th time.

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) December 16, 2022

I got excited thinking about how I won’t have to pack my kids’ lunches over the holiday break and then I sadly realized that I will still have to make them lunch at home.

— Michele (@marvelousmrsmom) December 15, 2022

My husband texted me from work to ask if our son’s cough was wet or dry and I was like whoa whoa whoa, there’s only room for one fake doctor in this family

— Anna (@AnnaDoesntWant2) December 14, 2022

Netflix is like having another kid because she keeps asking if I’m still watching.

— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) December 14, 2022

Do not surprise your child with a fun snack in the car after school unless you plan on doing it every day. Learn from my mistake.

— Be Kind Of Witty (@bekindofwitty) December 11, 2022

My personal style can best be described as “this used to fit.”

— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) December 14, 2022

Never anticipated how much of adulthood would just be unsubscribing from emails and breaking down Amazon boxes.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) December 10, 2022

Just changed from my outdoor hoodie to my indoor hoodie.
I finally understand Mr Rogers.

— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) December 11, 2022

Welcome to parenthood.

Good luck finding tape in your house ever again.

— Walking Outside in Slippers (@WalkingOutside) December 15, 2022

My coworker just proudly announced that he doesn't believe in Santa Claus because he an athiest. Uh, sure bro, but also how about because you're 34?

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) December 13, 2022

if all 3 of my kids got everything they wanted for christmas it would cost me roughly eleventy million dollars. "but dad it's fine cause santa can just make it for free". Damn you santa. Damn. you.

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) December 12, 2022

I’m not trying to be dramatic but every five minutes I spend making small talk takes six months off my life.

— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) December 13, 2022

My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December instead of taking all these decorations out lol

— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) December 13, 2022

15- I can’t wait to be an adult so I can just do whatever I want all day
Me- *just returning from grocery shopping and on my way to the third school pickup line today* Yes, it’s simply magical

— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) December 12, 2022