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#1
Our toddler has been crying for 10 minutes because my husband told her that one day she’ll be grown up, and frankly I get it
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) February 14, 2023
#2
Whenever I ask my 2yo how he slept, he says, “in bed, eyes closed.” And you know what? He’s not wrong.
— MumOfTwo (@MumOfTw0) February 16, 2023
#3
Can't find the name list for my kid's class, so just going to address these valentines to different variations of Jackson and hope for the best
— meghan (@deloisivete) February 13, 2023
#4
So glad I helped 3 kids make 75 valentines for everyone’s trash cans.
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) February 14, 2023
#5
My husband unloaded the dishwasher before I woke up this morning and that’s an awful lot of flirting for a Wednesday morning
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) February 15, 2023
#6
It's all fun and games until your teen flexes on you and starts dropping her SAT vocab words into an argument.
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) February 16, 2023
#7
I choked on my own spit yesterday. I think the only reason I survived was because I was too embarrassed to die that way
— Midge (@mxmclain) February 15, 2023
#8
I have four trials this week so if the aliens want to hurry on up I’d appreciate it
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) February 13, 2023
#9
One day you're jumping out of swings without a care in the world and the next you're leaning against a wall to put on pants.
— Schmuck Ado About Nothing (@SchmuckOnAHorse) February 16, 2023
#10
Why does everyone always want to go get a coffee? Why can’t we go get wings?
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) February 12, 2023
#11
The human body is like 80% water so we are basically celery that gets sad.
— Bone Chocolates (@BoneChocolates) February 11, 2023
#12
Me, brushing my hair.
— krista pacion (@kristabellerina) February 10, 2023
10yo: Why are you getting dressed up?
#13
My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I'd have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it's mostly been weight gain and existential dread.
— Fomo Simpson (@HaliPhacks) February 15, 2023
#14
Welcome to your 40s. You finally got a babysitter and all you really want to do is take a kid-free trip to Costco so you can casually explore the aisles you never get to go down.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) February 11, 2023
#15
I’ve been researching cutting the cord for cable and so far I’ve discovered I am now my parents and have no idea how technology works
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) February 13, 2023
