What wine pairs best with finding out my in-laws are staying a day longer than I thought

— meghan (@deloisivete) December 23, 2022

Super excited the child is coming home for Christmas so he can text us from his old bedroom.

— A Dad Influence (@gbergan) December 21, 2022

It’s beginning to look a lot like ... I swear I can take all these gifts back to the store if you don’t stop fighting and other empty threats Dads make at ... Christmas.

— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) December 23, 2022

My 5 year old just referred to the drink menu as a "beer magazine" and that's what I'm calling it from now on

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) December 22, 2022

we've entered the time where i can't go into the kitchen to get something to eat without my wife yelling "those are for christmas!!" so i guess i'll starve for the next 3 days.

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) December 22, 2022

Forget about peace on earth. I want peace in my house for 10 damn minutes.

— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) December 22, 2022

I don’t feel that it was unreasonable for me to stop the car and make sure all my kids were wearing shoes, half way to the airport

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) December 22, 2022

The first rule of Elf on the Shelf is don’t tell my kid about Elf on the Shelf

— kidversations (@kidversations_) December 22, 2022

My 5yo telling us the rules to the game he made up:

“If I win I get the money. If you win I STILL get the money. I can do whatever I want cause I made up the game”

— 🎁🎄Mommeh Cheerest🎄🎁 (@mommeh_dearest) December 21, 2022

I need to make my kids play Tetris so they can learn how to fit things in the fridge.

— krista pacion (@kristabellerina) December 20, 2022

My 7yo says “trust me” a lot for someone who lies about wearing underwear

— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) December 21, 2022

Buy your kids something they’ll actually play with this Christmas: a cardboard box and a stack of post-its

— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) December 21, 2022

I’m writing a fairytale about a kid that puts her shoes on after her mom only asks once.

— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) December 22, 2022