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#1
Shout out to the person at a social event who is the first to say they’re going home and breaks the seal for the rest of the guests to be like, “Guess we’ll head out too”
— Introvert Problems (@IntrovertProbss) February 9, 2023
#2
When older people say, "Enjoy them while they are young."
— mariana Z (@mariana057) February 9, 2023
They are talking about your knees and hips not your kids.
#3
My 3-year-old said she wished we had a pet. I reminded her we have a dog and wow the genuine surprise on her face as it dawned on her that our dog is a pet and not just some other guy who lives here.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) February 7, 2023
#4
My 7yo made breakfast* for himself and his younger brother, I'm so proud
— meghan (@deloisivete) February 5, 2023
*opened popsicles
#5
4yo, crying hot tears of frustration into her waffle: "I. DON'T. WANT. MORNING. AGAIN. Turn it off!"
— Shannon (@ShannonJCurtin) February 7, 2023
#6
I’m on a business trip and I get this text from my husband, “I think the kids have hidden a hotdog in the house, but I can’t find it”
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) February 9, 2023
#7
instead of meal prepping on sundays, have u considered taking an impromptu and cost ineffective trip to the grocery store every single day of the week?
— chase (@_chase_____) February 6, 2023
#8
Life before kids: Owns 1 pair of scissors and knows exactly where they are.
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) February 6, 2023
Life after kids: Owns 16 pairs of scissors and has a better chance of seeing God than finding them.
#9
When older people say, "Enjoy them while they are young."
— mariana Z (@mariana057) February 9, 2023
They are talking about your knees and hips not your kids.
#10
It finally happened: someone asked me where the library was in Spanish. I’ve been training for this since high school.
— Abigail Higgins (@abbyhiggins) February 8, 2023
#11
The annoying thing about being a woman is you have to wear your makeup every day, or never. If you wear it every day and then take even one day off, everyone thinks you’re dying
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) February 7, 2023
#12
i be like "omg, i have so much to do" and lay down
— 🍒 (@invis4yo) February 5, 2023
