My 17 year old just dumped his girlfriend and now he’s attempting to get his hoodie back . He’s in for one Hell of life lessons

— toni stank (@Davszj) January 10, 2023

my daughters stuffed animal was drug tested in the airport security line, so then i had to explain what drugs were to my six year old, and now she thinks they sound cool

thanks tsa

— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) January 9, 2023

Having one child outgrow an annoying children’s show just as the other one starts to watch it is the true curse of parenthood

— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) January 11, 2023

Little kids watch TV like they're in a parkour competition. Just sit down.

— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) January 10, 2023

On my 40th birthday, my 4 year old climbed into my bed and whispered: “I’ll always love you, even when you die”, shit got real fast

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) January 13, 2023

I’d love to see a cooking show where the chef attempts to cook an intricate dish while their toddler “helps” them

— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) January 11, 2023

Every night my kids play this cute game called who can break their neck first before bedtime.

— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) January 11, 2023

Someone once told me their whole family sits down to breakfast together and frankly that sounds horrifying

— McDad (@mcdadstuff) January 13, 2023

Life without kids sounds wild to me; you can just go on vacations or the bathroom whenever you want.

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) January 12, 2023

I swear, you could have the best day with the kids. Like wow! I rocked it today! And that shit will fall apart minutes before bedtime.

— themomessence (@themomessence) January 12, 2023

Woke up with a cold and sore throat.

Asked my boss for the day off.

She laughed and demanded more juice while she watched Bluey in my lap.

— Mom With No Plan (@MomWithNoPlan) January 11, 2023

The grown-up version of playing Oregon Trail is just dealing with your kids during a power outage

— meghan (@deloisivete) January 11, 2023