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#1
I’m a grownup, and I can stay up as late as I want, which is why I choose to go to sleep at 830 PM.
— Adam (@YSylon) April 18, 2024
#2
me: i deserve a treat
— .:RiotGrlErin:. (@RiotGrlErin) April 18, 2024
bank account: for the love of god pls stop
#3
It’s raining and my 3.5yo says his knee is acting up. So, it’s safe to say we spend too much time with grandpa.
— Mumnipotent Ruler (@MumOfTw0) April 18, 2024
#4
it was a very long time before i realized red lobster wasn’t the upscale dinery my parents led me to believe it was
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) April 16, 2024
#5
Boyfriend told me he meal prepped today and upon investigation that meant he made and froze 20 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
— del (@delaneycirce) April 19, 2024
#6
It’s not a true driver’s license picture unless you look like all the happiness has been sucked out of your soul.
— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) April 15, 2024
#7
My 6yo just asked if he could have an applesauce pouch "for normal reasons" so now I'm scared
— meghan (@deloisivete) April 18, 2024
#8
A random kid just knocked on my door because - he said and I quote “I smelled cake”. And I get him.
— Mad Hatter Mommy!!! (@MadHatterMommy) April 19, 2024
#9
My daughter is interviewing with an ice cream shop. I told her that when they ask if she has any questions, she should say “Yeah, can you give me the SCOOP on what it’s like to work here?”
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) April 19, 2024
#10
Our fave ice cream shop got robbed and my 9yo started bawling. I couldn’t understand why until she said “SOMEONE STOLE ALL THE ICE CREAM?!”
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) April 18, 2024
#11
Do you ever go out, and while you’re out, you think, ‘this is exactly why I don’t go out’?
— Introvert Problems (@IntrovertProbss) April 19, 2024
#12
If you accidentally get off the elevator at the wrong floor, you must walk around the hallway before getting back on, otherwise people might think you’re an idiot
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) April 19, 2024
#13
I still haven't mastered the art of doing nothing, but I have mastered the art of sitting down and pretending like I'm doing nothing while panicking about all the things I haven't done yet.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) April 18, 2024
#14
Parenting is wild, there'll be an umbrella in the shower and you won't even question why anymore
— Big, Bad Caffeinated Dad 🇳🇿 ☕ (@Cafeinated_Dad) April 14, 2024
#15
My wife and I like to watch House Hunters episodes from 2005 so it seems like we can afford the houses.
— Drew (some assembly required) (@dmc1138) April 17, 2024
#16
My kindergartener experienced her first smart toilet on our vacation. Her reaction? “If it was really smart it would get a new job. I’d much rather be a sink.”
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) April 16, 2024
