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#1
Do you panic that you’re choosing the wrong answer during an eye exam or are you normal.
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) April 28, 2024
#2
So funny to me whenever a friend asks me “Can I just be a bitch for a second?” like do u even know me at all OF COURSE u can be a bitch for a second take as many seconds as u need I’d literally love nothing more
— Keara Sullivan (@superkeara) April 28, 2024
#3
All this time I thought I was a good person but how I react to slow walkers in front of me would really suggest that I’m absolutely not a good person
— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) April 25, 2024
#4
“This is such a huge financial loss” me, after accidentally dropping a blueberry.
— Mad Hatter Mommy!!! (@MadHatterMommy) April 25, 2024
#5
Sorry I was late I was refilling my purse Ibuprofen with my bathroom Ibuprofen.
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) April 23, 2024
#6
my problem is I reward myself for not wasting money on a little treat by getting a little treat
— vision bored (@visionbored2) April 28, 2024
#7
Age 25: I need cute shoes for this event.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) April 26, 2024
Age 45: I need cute shoes for this event that I can also wear to work and walk several miles in, don’t make me look old or like I’m trying too hard, won’t hurt my little toe or lower back, will last a minimum of 10 years & are on sale.
#8
It's okay, facial recognition. I don't recognize myself anymore either.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) April 25, 2024
#9
me: dating is hard
— .:RiotGrlErin:. (@RiotGrlErin) April 30, 2024
me on a date: there was a dog in your dating profile pic why are they not here
#10
“Are we still going?” – An attempt to cancel
— COURTNEY 🫶🏽 (@courtneyhalltv) April 24, 2024
#11
The secret to work life balance is generational wealth
— Kay (@KetakiPole) April 28, 2024
#12
when i invite people to things now
— Aparna Nancherla 🇵🇸 (@aparnapkin) April 25, 2024
I’ve started saying “some pressure!” instead of “no pressure!” because i am trying to become a woman of conviction
#13
was walking the dogs and saw a car with a woman and a screaming toddler and suddenly a guy ran out from the corner store yelling I GOT EM I GOT EM while holding a bag of goldfish crackers over his head and I got the hell outta the way because I know an emergency when I see one
— shauna (@goldengateblond) April 29, 2024
#14
3pm? sorry that’s my time to be the most tired I’ve ever been in my life everyday
— official game glenna (@glenna_opt) April 23, 2024
#15
There was a show I wanted to start watching but I dont remember the name of it or what streaming service it was on or what it was about
— Jenny Doesnt Know (@HighlyIngenious) April 27, 2024
#16
I hate when I eat the last m&m in the bag without realising. Like, I needed to mentally prepare myself for that moment
— Lottie-pop 🍭 (@Lottie_Poppie) April 29, 2024
