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#1
Me: I’m going to eat healthier this summer
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) June 20, 2024
*temp reaches 95 degrees*
Also Me: ice cream for dinner it is
#2
Is breakfast ice cream a thing because breakfast ice cream should be a thing.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) July 20, 2024
#3
5-year-old: I'm running away.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 26, 2019
Me: Why?
5: We don't have ice cream.
Me: Take me with you.
#4
I just got cold while I was eating ice cream, so instead of stopping eating ice cream, I put on a jacket.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) April 3, 2016
#5
My parents: do you want to go do this errands with us?
— Marissa 💚💛 (@michimama75) July 7, 2024
Me, a 43 year old woman: can we get ice cream after?
#6
Me to my husband: "Don't worry, he's only 2, he'll forget about wanting ice cream for dinner if we don't bring it up."
— Amy Colleen (@sewistwrites) August 24, 2023
My 2yo: "Behold, mother, there is the exact space Grandma parked in when she drove me to this playground 3 weeks ago; I was clad in my green Stegosaurus shirt"
#7
Them: Listen to your body more.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) September 30, 2018
Body: You're old. And you want ice cream.
#8
Just saw a guy walking down the street eating a gallon of ice cream right out of the container. I hired him as my life coach.
— shauna (@goldengateblond) November 26, 2018
#9
people who buy ice cream and eat it gradually instead of all in one night, who loved you
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) August 26, 2021
#10
Asked my toddler if he wanted ice cream. He said, “I don’t think so. I want to go back home.” He couldn’t have been more clear. I would normally be so proud of his language development. But, I wanted ice cream.
— Mumnipotent Ruler (@MumOfTw0) August 28, 2023
#11
My daughter is interviewing with an ice cream shop. I told her that when they ask if she has any questions, she should say “Yeah, can you give me the SCOOP on what it’s like to work here?”
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) April 19, 2024
#12
*overheard from the other room
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) December 17, 2017
8yo: Can I have an ice cream sandwich?
Grandma: Did you finish your dinner?
8yo: No
Grandma: Just one then
#13
Our fave ice cream shop got robbed and my 9yo started bawling. I couldn’t understand why until she said “SOMEONE STOLE ALL THE ICE CREAM?!”
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) April 18, 2024
#14
The shortest amount of time known to man is what scientists call a "sundae second." It refers to the period of time between when your child says he is too full to finish dinner and when he asks for ice cream.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) December 20, 2017
#15
I just overheard a dad tell his kids that the ice cream truck only plays music when it's out of treats. Genius.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) November 10, 2022
#16
If my kids ask this ice cream is spicy
— Mommeh Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) August 21, 2022
#17
My wife and I heard our kid get up and hid the bowls of ice cream we were making like we were breaking down a meth lab with sirens in the distance.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 4, 2021
#18
Netflix: you still watching?
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) September 18, 2020
Me, with a tub of ice cream: ya
#19
me: why are you eating ice cream at 10am??
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) August 25, 2020
7: because mom is gone and you weren't out here to stop me
#20
My local McDonald's ice cream machine is working. Quick, someone buy me a lottery ticket.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) January 11, 2020
#21
Best thing about being an adult is eating a tub of icecream for dinner and nobody is going to stop you.
— HuMMingBird (@Birdhumms) November 5, 2019
#22
my family and i just got ice cream and were sitting on a park bench when some guy walked by and said, “isn’t it a little too early for ice cream” to which my son responds “could be worse. we could have beers” and i’ve never been more proud.
— kim (@KimmyMonte) July 7, 2018
#23
I gave my son a melon baller to eat his ice cream last night if you want to know how caught up on the dishes I am.
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) October 22, 2018
#24
My mom just told me a story about the time she let me and my brother ride around the neighborhood with the ice cream man and it’s really a miracle that we survived the 80’s.
— bottom of my purse (@Bottomofmypurse) January 7, 2019
#25
Hell hath no fury like a woman who expected you to get her ice cream even though she said she didn't want anything from the store
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) August 9, 2017
