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#1
If you remember hearing Tracy Chapman's "Fast Car" on the radio back in the day, schedule your colonoscopy, mammogram and shingles shot.
— My car updates. (@iMDRW) February 5, 2024
#2
Welcome to your 40s, nothing makes you as happy as finding a comfortable place to sit down after standing for a whole minute.
— 🧣Mad Hatter Mommy!!!❄️ (@MadHatterMommy) February 2, 2024
#3
Having most of the hair on your head and a tiny pot belly isn’t going to impress anyone in your 20s. But in your 40s, you’re pretty much crushing it.
— Joel Jeffrey (@joeljeffrey) September 6, 2023
#4
Buying clothes in my 20s: I can go out to the club in this
— nice things I say to myself (@meantomyself) July 29, 2023
Buying clothes in my 40s: I can walk the dog in this
#5
I just followed an account on Instagram called Costco Hot Finds, in case you’re wondering what grabs your attention when you’re deep into your 40s.
— Rachel Sobel (@whinecheezits) March 17, 2023
#6
Welcome to your 40s: you go to the doctor because your knee hurts and leave with a colonoscopy appointment.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) December 8, 2023
#7
Welcome to your 40s. All your adult conversations are about which foods you can't eat anymore.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) September 13, 2023
#8
Getting complimented by a stranger in my 20s: Ooh, I must be looking cute today.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) February 1, 2024
Getting complimented by a stranger in my 40s: Ooh, I must be about to get scammed.
#9
OK young people, make fun of people in their 40s and 50s now but one day your favorite Tik Tok star will be doing reverse mortgage commercials also.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) April 10, 2023
#10
Welcome to your 40s; "pregaming" now is just taking your ibuprofen and peeing before you leave.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) January 31, 2024
#11
Welcome to your 40s: you have house clothes now.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) January 12, 2024
#12
Welcome to your 40s. They just showed an NFL player’s dad in the crowd and hey wait is that Dale from high school?
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) January 7, 2024
#13
Your 40s are fun because you somehow sprain your neck while sleeping then wonder if that counts as exercise when you wake up
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) December 9, 2023
#14
You know you're in your 40s when the grocery store has a better playlist than the radio
— Aliette Silva (@AlietteSilva) November 15, 2023
#15
Your 20s are for figuring out who you are.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) November 14, 2023
Your 30s are for figuring out where you want to be.
Your 40s are for figuring out what the attachments to your vacuum do.
#16
Welcome to your 40s where you go into a fit of rage when random cars use your driveway to turn around.
— Envy (@envydatropic) October 13, 2018
#17
"Who said your 40s aren't full of magic," I say to myself as I stand in the cleaning aisle swooning over sponges that are in my favorite color.
— cathryn 💚🇨🇦 (@AngryRaccoon2) April 23, 2018
#18
Welcome to your 40s.
— Northern Lights 🦖🐢🐸 (@PinkCamoTO) September 13, 2018
You will never again know where that bruise came from.
#19
Early 20s: I want to yell over the music at a bar for five hours and then get a quesadilla.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) September 24, 2017
Early 40s: I can make a quesadilla at home.
#20
Your 20s: stop eating bread for 1 day, lose 5 pounds
— Just J (@junejuly12) July 3, 2018
Your 40s: stop eating for 1 day, gain 5 pounds
#21
Welcome to your 40s. Now you sing along to songs in the grocery store.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) August 21, 2018
#22
Your teens: I’ll just sleep on the floor.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) September 4, 2018
Your 20s: I’ll just sleep on the futon.
Your 30s: I’ll just sleep on the couch.
Your 40s: Is this tempurpedic? I can only sleep on tempurpedic. Preferably sleep number 37.
#23
Welcome to your late 40s it now takes 20 minutes and a rope pulley system to turn over in bed
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) January 25, 2021
