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#1
You think you are pretty laid back until you watch your kids decorate a gingerbread house all by themselves.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 15, 2021
#2
I hate when people ask me if I'm all ready for Christmas. No Susan. I'm not even ready for today.
— Christina the employed electrician (@cmstetz13) December 17, 2018
#3
Funny how this Target cashier says "Merry Christmas" like she's not going to see me 50 more times between now & then.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) December 14, 2015
#4
According to my kids' Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) November 27, 2017
#5
Christmas prep is like college finals week: late nights, massive carb consumption, & the panic of knowing I should have started much sooner.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) December 8, 2017
#6
Of course I haven't wrapped the Christmas presents yet. It is tradition to think I have plenty of time, every single day, until I realize that it's Christmas Eve and I am an idiot.
— 🖤 Just Heather 🖤🕷🐀 (@weedswildflowrs) December 22, 2020
#7
Hey, on top of all the stress during the busiest month of the year don’t forget to dress up your kid next week for Grinch Day, Reindeer Day, Polar Express Day, Holly Day, and Cheer Day.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 12, 2018
-Elementary Schools
#8
Let’s get married and have kids so instead of enjoying a romantic Christmas Eve together we can spend the night screaming about missing batteries and hurting our backs lugging presents down from the attic.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) December 18, 2018
#9
Did you know that you can hate your family on all holidays and not just Christmas?
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) December 5, 2020
#10
Yesterday we got the rocket ship the toddler wanted for Christmas so it should come as no surprise that today he no longer likes rocket ships
— Not Another Pinterest Mom (@xennial_mom) December 5, 2020
#11
It’s two days before Christmas and my wife has to work, but I’m home with 4 kids who are on break so I’m not sure who the real winner is here.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 23, 2021
#12
The only thing toddlers love more than Santa is running and hiding when they actually see a Santa.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) December 17, 2021
#13
7 had the heartbreaking Santa-isn't-real revelation yesterday. She was really upset until her 10 yr old sister said to her, "Of course Santa is real. It's Mom, who's more real than that?"
— AparnaRC (@Wordesse) December 14, 2021
#14
We like to call timeout around the holidays “self on the shelf”
— Dad Set Against (@DadSetAgainst) December 8, 2021
#15
If you’re not rage decorating, rage wrapping, or rage baking are you even a mom at Christmas?
— Mommy Uncensored (@amomuncensored) December 5, 2021
#16
Most of your time as a parent during the month of December is just threatening to take your kids' gifts back.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) December 10, 2021
#17
Dads on Christmas Day are just tech support in pajama pants.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 25, 2021
#18
*takes picture of son putting ornament on the tree*
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) December 5, 2016
Okay, now give that back to mommy and don't touch another one, okay?
#19
When a toy says it's designed for children 10 and older, they mean you shouldn't buy it unless you have an engineering degree.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) December 13, 2020
#20
It doesn’t feel like Christmas until I start threatening to cancel Christmas.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 16, 2020
#21
How to Decorate a Christmas Tree When You Have Kids:
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) November 15, 2018
1. Unpack ornament
2. Drop repeatedly until it shatters into a million pieces
3. Repeat
