I texted my husband about all the sex I’m expecting for my birthday and accidentally sent it to my MIL. She just responded that she’s already made other plans that day.

— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) December 27, 2019

thank goodness my father-in-law visited today ‘cause I was totally wondering how much everything cost in 1972

— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) October 20, 2022

My mother-in-law loves to lecture me on the state of my house as if I don’t live with someone that she raised

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) February 21, 2022

My mother-in-law would like to know why her son won’t be spending all of Mother’s Day with her, I would be grateful if someone could explain it to her while I’m putting her grandkids to sleep

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) May 8, 2022

My mother-in-law texted me that if we can't come to the beach this weekend that she'll just have to come to us so that was an effective threat, well played

— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) May 27, 2022

I don't usually drink on weeknights, but my mother-in-law is here so

— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) April 21, 2022

For a small fee I will bring my three children, wildly unfiltered mouth and a store bought pie to your next holiday gathering so your mother in law can have someone else to complain about for a change

— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) November 4, 2022

FIL going on and on about his “unusually large" prostate and I'm feeling he should just wrap the prayer up.

— A Dad Influence (@gbergan) November 25, 2022

My mother-in-law just asked me to guess her weight, can someone come pick me up?

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) November 25, 2021

My in-laws gave me body wash for Christmas.

I wouldn't have thought anything of it, except that my mother-in-law attached a note that said, "I did NOT pick this out."

So apparently my father-in-law thinks I stink.

Thanks, Bill.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 26, 2020

They say you marry your in laws but my FIL yelling “IF YOU CAN’T BEAT ‘EM ON THE ICE, BEAT ‘EM IN THE ALLEY” at my 7yo daughter’s hockey game has me wondering how you can divorce them

— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) October 24, 2022

Oh you do it that way? I’m sure that’s good too.

-Mothers-in-law

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) November 22, 2018

My son asked me if I would tell his Grandma (my MIL) how to cut strawberries the ‘right way’.

No buddy, no I cannot. This is your problem now.

— Be Kind Of Witty (@bekindofwitty) February 12, 2022

I quit showing my FIL pictures on my phone because the first thing he wants to do is scroll through the rest of them and I don't think his old heart would be able to take some of the images.

— Forward March (@RunOldMan) November 28, 2019

My mother-in-law keeps accidentally calling Stranger Things “Spooky Times” and I’ve never loved anything more

— Rancho Coochiemuncha (@LangstonKerman) July 8, 2022

My father-in-law just told me I need to invest “more” in Amazon. Sir, ONE share of Amazon is $3,242.76.

— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) January 16, 2022

The real hero this holiday season is my three year old who has told my MIL to be quiet several times.

— Merry Marissmas💚🎄💛 (@michimama75) December 26, 2019

Spent the last four hours cleaning the house for the inlaws and decided it would have been easier and less sweaty to just file for divorce.

— Abhorrent Housewife (@abhorrent_wife) July 2, 2014

Getting ready to visit the inlaws

*shotguns bottle of wine*

Ok, I'm ready now.

— Jen Good (@buriedwithkids) November 28, 2013