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#1
Shout out to all the moms that had to eat very questionable breakfasts that their kids made all by themselves this Mother’s Day
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) May 12, 2024
#2
Telling a mom to relax while her family does everything on Mother’s Day is like telling a pilot to relax while the passengers fly the plane.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) May 14, 2017
#3
Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before I wake her up to ask what’s for breakfast.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) May 12, 2024
#4
Young mom: I hope he plans something nice for Mother’s Day.
— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) April 23, 2022
Experienced mom: I booked my hotel room for Saturday night and will be back late Sunday.
#5
An advent calendar, but for Mother’s Day. And each day has a mini bottle of wine and a pre-matched pair of kid’s socks.
— AsKateWouldHaveIt (@KateWouldHaveIt) April 15, 2018
#6
8: What do you want for Mother’s Day?
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 12, 2024
Me: I want you to do some chores.
8: That’s not special, though. You always ask us to do chores.
Me: Yes. The special part will be if you actually do them.
#7
All I want for Mother’s Day is to sleep for 9 straight hours, wake up to the sound of coffee brewing and then have my husband say things like, “I’m gonna take the kids all day so you can sit on the couch in your pjs and buy your Mother’s Day gift in peace!”
— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) May 4, 2019
#8
Continuing the family tradition of my kids letting their dad sleep in on Mother’s Day.
— Unfiltered Mama 💗✌️ (@UnfilteredMama) May 13, 2018
#9
Just overheard my kids trying to figure out when Mother’s Day is so I have a feeling tomorrow is going to be very special.
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) May 13, 2023
#10
Mother's Day is a special day when I get to do the dishes and yell at people to stop making siren noises while I wear a macaroni necklace.
— Walking Outside in Slippers (@WalkingOutside) May 8, 2016
#11
Dads on father's day: let's go do something as a family!
— Meredith (@PerfectPending) May 9, 2016
Moms on mother's day: Can everyone just not talk to me today or touch me.
#12
My donut-obsessed 6yo has very casually suggested that maybe we can go to Dunkin tomorrow, you know, for Mother's Day
— meghan (@deloisivete) May 11, 2024
#13
My kid lovingly posted a “Do Not Disturb- Let Mom Sleep” sign on my door last night and then opened that door every five minutes this morning to see if I was awake yet in case you were wondering what Mother’s Day is really like.
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) May 12, 2024
#14
As a Mother’s Day gift my husband took me on a quick getaway with 2 of our 7 kids because 5 of them had to work (they are adults) and I just found out the two that are with me have been relentlessly texting the others saying, “Told you she has favorites, bitches.”
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) May 11, 2024
#15
I'm celebrating Mother's Day by only doing 83 of 107 things on my to do list.
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) May 9, 2021
#16
Thanks for always acting surprised by breakfast in bed like you slept right through the great pots and pans avalanche of 6:45 AM.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 12, 2024
Happy Mother’s Day
#17
these moms being like “ALL I want for Mother’s Day is ONE day away from my children” it’s like damn girl what is wrong with you. only ONE?????
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) May 11, 2024
#18
"What did you get my mom for Mother's Day?" -- husbands.
— Julie Burton (@ksujulie) May 11, 2024
#19
12 y/o daughter: Spends weeks stressin over hand-making a Mother’s Day gift.
— DonutHawk (@StruggleDisplay) May 10, 2024
10y/o son: Walks in the door from school w/ his art homework…slaps it on the table…writes Happy Mother’s Day on it & hands it to me.
12y/o daughter: “I didn’t know we could do that?!”
#20
“Daddy still hasn’t gotten you anything for Mother’s Day. That’s why he went to Walgreens.”
— bottom of my purse (@Bottomofmypurse) May 12, 2018
- My 6-year-old
