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#1
when I was younger we didn’t have ipads we just stared at the back of the cereal box.
— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) May 14, 2021
#2
We have now been a cereal in clear containers family for over a month and it really does feel nice to be better than everyone.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 29, 2022
#3
My 4yo spilled some cereal and when I asked him to clean it up, he called the dog. There is nothing left for me to teach him.
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) May 27, 2022
#4
After slaving away making a full Christmas dinner, my 3yo looked lovingly at me and smiled. Then five simple words left her mouth… “can I have cereal instead?”
— Lottie-pop 🍭 (@Lottie_Poppie) December 25, 2021
#5
My husband is eating a bowl of cereal in a manner that can only be described as exactly what it sounds like when you watch one of those nature shows and a lion takes down a gazelle and just goes nuts. That’s what is happening with my husband and a bowl of coco puffs right now.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) February 14, 2023
#6
Convincing my kids that cereal for dinner is a treat is the smartest thing I’ve done as a parent
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) December 21, 2020
#7
Walked into the kitchen to find my kid eating cereal for dinner. When I explained that I was just about to cook us something he said “let’s be honest, when dad’s out of town you don’t really bring your A game… cereal was the best choice for both of us”
— Deena Lang (@itsdeenalang) May 23, 2022
#8
My youngest son hid a Ziploc bag of Froot Loops in his pajama drawer so that he wouldn’t miss out on the “good cereal” if he woke up late tomorrow, in case you wondered what growing up in a big family is like.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) November 23, 2020
#9
If you enjoy eating cereal with the 8 drops of milk that was left in the carton, then kids may be for you.
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) May 2, 2023
#10
If you enjoy eating cereal with the 8 drops of milk that was left in the carton, then kids may be for you.
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) May 2, 2023
#11
if you want all your cereal boxes and chip bags to look like they were opened by a wild monkey, kids might be for you.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) August 3, 2021
#12
Cereal taste better when you’re drunk. There, I said it.
— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) August 18, 2020
#13
if dudes are gonna do one thing it’s eat a giant serving bowl filled with cereal
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) January 6, 2022
#14
Are there seven open cereal boxes with less than a serving left in your pantry or do you not have kids?
— My Life Is The Pitts Family (@LifePitts) July 11, 2022
#15
I don’t negotiate with terrorists I say as I pour the cereal out of the red paw patrol bowl and into a slightly more red paw patrol bowl to make my boss happy
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) September 27, 2021
#16
I buy my kids cereal based on which kinds my vacuum cleaner will be able to pick up best.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) July 25, 2021
#17
imagine a cereal so bad that two scoops of raisins made it better
— Village Person (@SvnSxty) October 26, 2021
#18
*goes back in time to meet me as a kid*
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) July 14, 2016
ME: When u grow up you'll like cereal w/ raisins instead of marshmallows
KID ME: Dear God
ME: I know
#19
I may never truly know the pain of giving birth to a child, but I have poured a big bowl of cereal only to find I'm out of milk.
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) October 8, 2013
#20
Every dad knows which bowl in the house fits the most cereal.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 12, 2022
