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The Sunday Scaries are real, people! So let's take a break from worrying about Monday morning & dive into our hilarious list of tweets that perfectly capture the ‘joy’ of parenting. Let’s laugh together at the chaos, because if we don’t, we might just cry!
1
My 6yo got home from school and crawled into bed with a tube of pringles, so I guess it was a rough day in kindergarten
— meghan (@deloisivete) February 21, 2024
#2
My 6 year old, who LOVES owls, is BEGGING to go to the owl restaurant 💀💀💀💀 pic.twitter.com/fczjQg8j8k
— Christie Curry (@ChristieCurry25) February 4, 2024
#3
My husband doesn’t see the hilarious irony that he sent our identical twins to school in matching sweatshirts that say, “Be Unique!” on the front and now I’m questioning who I married.
— Shit I tell my toddler (@Toddler_talkin) January 11, 2024
#4
6: why does J have two mommies?
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) July 20, 2022
Me: some kids have two mommies, some have two daddies, some have a mommy and a daddy… all families look diff-
6: I wish I had two mommies
My husband:
#5
when ppl hold the baby and the baby cries & parents say “oh he’s just tired,” we’re lying, the baby really does hate you
— Dad Set Against (@DadSetAgainst) July 17, 2022
#6
I’ve never met a better negotiator than a kid who doesn’t want to go to sleep
— Satirical Mommy (@SatiricalMommy) July 19, 2022
#7
Secret to peaceful parenting is to never tell your child the plans for the day
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) February 8, 2024
#8
8-year-old: When can I stay up as late as I want?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 7, 2024
Me: When you're an adult.
8: By then, my life will be over.
You have no idea.
#9
Prayers for my distraught 5yo whose pet ice cube just melted in his apple juice
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) July 18, 2022
#10
The thing about 4 year olds is no matter how tired they are, if they get an 86 second nap in a car it will be enough to fuel them for the next 48 hours.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 9, 2024
#11
my 2yo officially has reached the milestone of climbing out of his crib. we discovered this when after bedtime, we heard his doorknob turn, and he proudly proclaimed, "hi!!!!!!!! i leave crib!!!!!!!"
— emily (@emilykmay) January 12, 2024
#12
I’ve never committed a crime but I have changed my niece’s diaper in the public washroom while she screamed “YOU’RE NOT MY MOM”
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) January 10, 2024
#13
My 6yo told his teacher we had no food in the house so she sent a flyer home with him for the local food bank. Go-Gurt, we had no Gogurt.
— My Life Is The Pitts Family (@LifePitts) January 9, 2024
#14
My kid has started responding "but I JUST sat down" when I ask him to do something so I guess he has been listening
— meghan (@deloisivete) January 9, 2024
#15
My kid has started responding "but I JUST sat down" when I ask him to do something so I guess he has been listening
— meghan (@deloisivete) January 9, 2024
#16
My kid has started responding "but I JUST sat down" when I ask him to do something so I guess he has been listening
— meghan (@deloisivete) January 9, 2024
#17
Please keep my 10 yo in your thoughts and prayers this morning. He has to take a shower and it has "ruined his life's plans".
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) February 22, 2024
#18
just saw a couple ‘rock paper scissors’ for who had to deal with their toddler’s blowout
— madeline odent (@oldenoughtosay) August 31, 2023
#19
My 3yo, who has to have everything read aloud to him, opened a fortune cookie tonight that said, "The path to success lies in taking a bath without fussing or throwing water out of the tub and getting out nicely with no crying." what are the ODDS
— Amy Colleen (@sewistwrites) January 14, 2024
#20
My kids keep losing all the forks and spoons so now we have no choice but to eat with butter knives.
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) February 19, 2024
