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#1
Daughter: 🎶my mom is so pretty, she’s the best mom🎶
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) February 29, 2024
Me: best song I’ve ever heard, keep going!
Daughter: 🎶and she’s getting older and won’t be here soon🎶
Me: …….
#2
[On a road trip]
— DonutHawk (@StruggleDisplay) June 9, 2024
Kids: Oooh a Waffle House! Can we eat there?!
Husband: Hard pass. I’ve seen y’all fight, and frankly, it’s not gonna cut it.
#3
My 6yo got home from school and crawled into bed with a tube of pringles, so I guess it was a rough day in kindergarten
— meghan (@deloisivete) February 21, 2024
#4
4-year-old was saying good night before bed and she said “I love you Mama you’re the most beautiful princess in the world,” and then turned to her dad and said “You’re the butler.” She gets it.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) April 9, 2024
#5
Me: “My god, we have never-ending laundry.”
— redyellowgreendance 💃🏻 (@RYGdance) March 13, 2024
My son, 8: “Well maybe that wouldn’t happen if you all stopped getting me CLOTHES for my birthday.”
#6
My daughter said all the kids were in school talking about whose dad would win in a race.
— Khairy Creek (@KhairyCreek) February 21, 2024
She said that they all agreed to ask their dads to be in the race. I asked why she didn’t ask me to race.
She looked at me. She looked at my stomach. Then we drove home in silence
#7
That feeling when your kid steps on the toy they refused to clean up.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) March 12, 2024
#8
I called to my son from another room and he yelled “just text me” and that’s all you need to know about parenting teens.
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) February 27, 2024
#9
There's an ambulance outside as we walk into a store, and when my husband says that someone must be sick or hurt, my 7yo loudly proclaims, "BUT WHY would they 𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 them to Walmart?!"
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) February 20, 2024
#10
Not to brag or anything, but I can cause a tantrum just by giving my kid exactly what he asked for.
— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) April 11, 2024
#11
whenever i see a little kid walking around i’m like damn they really nailed it with “toddlers”
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) February 21, 2024
#12
Have kids so you can find a banana peel in your washing machine AFTER you washed your clothes.
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) February 29, 2024
#13
My 5yo: I AM GOING TO TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT A DRAGON AND LETTUCE.
— Courtney Ellis 🎈 (@courtneyellis) February 20, 2024
Me *after ten minutes of story*: Let’s wrap it up, Babe.
5yo: AND THEN EVERYONE DIED.
Me: That’ll work.
#14
Preschool teacher: “So when it comes to his school pictures, you might be … disappointed” lol I can’t wait to see these
— Jenée (@jdesmondharris) April 11, 2024
#15
Be warned that if you buy your 5 year old a watch, you are going to get minute by minute updates on what the current time is
— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) February 27, 2024
#16
Dropping a kid at a grandparent’s is like taking a car into the mechanic, you drop them because they’re driving you crazy and when you pick them up the grandparents are like: I don’t know what the problem is, your child is a perfect angel…for me
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) April 16, 2024
#17
Sometimes when I’m bored I like to post a picture of my child’s car seat buckled incorrectly to a Facebook mom group.
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) April 12, 2024
#18
1980s parents DGAF. I broke my arm at a friend's house when I was 5 and my mom didn't believe me and shoved it in my coat because it was time to go home and she didn't have time for this.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) September 13, 2019
