Best friend, helping me dig a hole: So tell me again what happened?

Me: He came home after I spent the day sick, taking care of our 3 sick kids and said ‘wow, it’s a mess in here.’

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) April 23, 2024

My best friend and I are registered at Target. We aren’t getting married. We just like nice things and feel like we shouldn’t have to pay for them.

— Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred) December 2, 2023

if you don't screenshot a message and send it to your best friend and ask "what do i say" are you really even best friends?!

— Relatable Feelings (@omgrelatabIe) November 29, 2015

Adult friendship is saying “let me call you back” hanging up and calling back 3-4 days later and no one takes it personal.

— Brooklyn Rivers (@brooklynjrivers) January 10, 2018

When your best friend helps you come up with the Ultimate petty plan and it works pic.twitter.com/Iy7opDR8ZL

— ❤️✨ SassyChic ❤️✨ Lpn (@Hott_Carmel) February 25, 2017

Liking the same stuff is one thing. But hating the same things? True friendship.

— Jen Doll (@thisisjendoll) January 14, 2016

If you are dating one of my girls just know that your arguments are displayed in our group chat and as a team we have written the response

— ㅤ (@FemaleBibIe) November 30, 2015

My daughter made a card for her best friend titled “Reasons Why You Deserve Me” and I aspire to that level of confidence

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 27, 2023

Sorry so much of our friendship is me asking if my hair looks better up or down.

— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) December 9, 2015

It was when my 3 yr old said “I don’t know how to be nice when I am hungry” that she went from being my toddler to becoming my BFF who gets me.

— Cydni Beer (@cydbeer) January 9, 2020

“do you guys all hate me and secretly think I’m so annoying?????”

-me to my best friends I’ve known since I was 14 who would literally die for me

— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) June 17, 2023

Mom Friend: Comes over for play date, waits to see “what you’re having” before food and beverages are served.

Mom BFF: Comes over for play date, makes herself at home, goes into your fridge and pours herself a glass of Chardonnay. Doesn’t judge you if you haven’t showered.

— Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets (@gfishandnuggets) May 7, 2019

I overheard someone at Target saying that her goal in the new year was to eat more carbs and honestly I’m just tweeting this because I need to find her so that we can be best friends.

— Jenna S. (@Thatmidwestmom) January 2, 2023

“Can we reschedule?” https://t.co/5YYm9pDHml

— Katie Nolan (probably) (@katienolan) June 5, 2018

Going out to a friend’s house tonight and my only goal is to get the dog to like me best.

— Mumnipotent Ruler (@MumOfTw0) February 4, 2023

My 11 y/o daughter can’t stand celebrity gossip so I asked her why it made her so irritated and she said, “They always talk about who celebrities are dating but never talk about who their best friend is. Boyfriends come and go, best friends are forever.” Someone get on this.

— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) January 19, 2023

Friendship: When two weirdos accept each other even though they're weirdos.

— Shayne Topp (@supershayne) September 28, 2015