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#1
Me to me after one tiny mistake: you useless idiot
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) March 16, 2024
Me to my cat who committed 100 crimes in the past hour: my furry little angel, you are perfection my toe bean queen
#2
Just heard my husband in the kitchen telling our cat “You’re not hungry, you’re bored. Drink some water.”
— Rachel (@RachelNoise) July 31, 2023
#3
please keep my cat in your thoughts tonight. she's not sick or anything. she just needs everyone's attention at all times including at night.
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) March 6, 2024
#4
I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they cant understand.
— IG: closedapp (@ih8rts) October 10, 2022
#5
I've made a terrible mistake pic.twitter.com/AuyffoUTTT
— cats being weird little guys 👅 (@weirdlilguys) October 13, 2022
#6
i love when my cat switches from do not disturb to vibrate
— bean burrito (@bbybeanburrito) October 9, 2022
#7
my cat just walks up to me, says what I can only believe to be a slur & just saunters away.
— RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 (@theerkj) March 7, 2024
#8
Took my cat to the vet and now he’s psspsspissed at me
— Midge (@mxmclain) May 14, 2024
#9
dog owners: their name is buddy
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) July 3, 2022
cat owners: their name is cool ranch dorito
#10
I put a YouTube video on of cats for my cat to watch while I crochet.
— Marissa 💚💛 (@michimama75) March 22, 2024
No, I’m fine why do you ask?
#11
dog owners: this is dumbledog he was abused but he still has so much love to give he’s even a registered therapy dog & visits kids in hospitals
— Laurazepam (@andlikelaura) January 16, 2020
cat owners: this is sushi he doesn’t respond to his name he glares at me a lot but sometimes lets me pet him so that’s cool
#12
My clothes:
— Becky (@thehubrispanda) July 18, 2023
20% Cotton
80% Cat hair
#13
My cat managed to open a kitchen cabinet and sliced open a bag of flour. I walked into what looked like a feline version of the movie Blow.
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) November 29, 2023
#14
Did a cat write this https://t.co/bt7n2YT7oH
— Niko Stratis (@nikostratis) May 20, 2024
#15
clinging to the chair in case someone tries to take him to the vet again while he's sleeping pic.twitter.com/gQ7sbkRD6L
— haley (@feederofcats) March 21, 2024
#16
People should get paid time off whenever their cat decides it's time to sit on their belly
— Willie Muse (@Williesillie2) May 20, 2024
#17
Best thing about cats is when they sit upright on a chair at the table like another little person.
— Late to the party Laura (@ericamorecambe) March 26, 2024
