about ten minutes before unwrapping the air fryer i got her, my mother announced to the room that she has an air fryer she never uses and asked my sister if she wanted it

— twinky musgraves (@twinkymusgraves) December 25, 2022

Let's thank all the aunts and uncles that left the receipt in your Christmas gift this year

— Stefan Urquelle (@OfficeofSteve) December 26, 2022

My sister just informed me that she got my daughter a karaoke microphone for Christmas so I will be giving away all her gifts in retaliation. She’s a size dead to me.

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) December 24, 2022

I saw a girl on tiktok say that she didn’t buy anyone presents this year but instead just bought herself all the things she wanted and— that makes so much more sense

— santa’s babygirl ❄️ (@_goldraven) December 12, 2022

I suck at Christmas shopping I’ll be like “ooooh this is so cute… for me“ 🤭

— 𝒜𝓃𝓃𝒶 👼🏻 (@nanisxo) December 16, 2022

Sitting over here looking at my credit card bill from buying gifts for Christmas while my kids fight over a sleeve of plastic cups and a refrigerator magnet

— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) December 26, 2022

The worst part about christmas is that an imaginary weirdo gets all the credit for that $300 gift you bought your kid.

— The Ciscokidder (@TheCiscoKidder) December 21, 2022

It’s beginning to look a lot like ... I swear I can take all these gifts back to the store if you don’t stop fighting and other empty threats Dads make at ... Christmas.

— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) December 23, 2022

Wife: What kind of Christmas present is that for my mom?

Me: She didn’t like my bath bomb?

Wife: IT’S A TOASTER, YOU JERK!

— Lord Hugh Mungus (@PoodleSnarf) December 25, 2021

Adulting is asking for bills to be paid as a Christmas gift 😭

— 𝒥𝒶𝓂𝑒𝒸𝒶 𝒥𝒶𝓃𝓃𝑒𝓈𝑒 💛 (@Jameca2011) December 10, 2022

Just found out my sister wraps empty boxes and puts them under the tree so she has fake presents to take away from her kids when they're bad

— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) December 20, 2016

me getting socks as a Christmas present as a child: 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

me getting socks as a Christmas present now: 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

— ؘ (@SpookyGothLoser) December 1, 2019

I've spent over 100 dollars on Christmas gifts for a kid that doesn't know the meaning of the words Christmas, gifts, 100, or dollars.

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) December 14, 2015

*spends hundreds of dollars on Christmas presents*

*watches son amuse himself for an hour with an empty water bottle*

— Northern Lights 🦖🐢🐸 (@PinkCamoTO) December 23, 2016

Pretty excited to find out which of these toys I completely wasted my money on.

- Parents the day after Christmas

— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) December 26, 2016

Wife and I agree about not giving 6 too many Christmas presents, but I still sneak him a few a couple of days later so he'll like me more.

— John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil (@TheAlexNevil) December 9, 2015

Me every time I swipe my card to buy Christmas presents for anyone besides myself pic.twitter.com/HMnXyqjucx

— Christian (@Villastah) December 17, 2018