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#1
I rewatched The Blair Witch Project last night. I didn't particularly enjoy it the first time, but we're taking the kids camping for the first time this weekend and I'm hoping to make it memorable.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) April 10, 2024
#2
People who camp are like, “But camping is so much fun!” and then tell you a story about how they had to fight a raccoon at 2 AM.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) September 6, 2023
#3
Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries: Why do people like camping?
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) December 18, 2020
#4
I could go camping with my young kids or I could just be exhausted here at home, but with plumbing.
— Courtney Ellis 🎈 (@courtneyellis) June 16, 2021
#5
I never say never. Unless someone asks me when I want to go camping. Then the answer will always be “Never”.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) May 21, 2024
#6
My kids played camping today and my job was to stay in the tent and sleep, I’ve never been so good at a game before
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) May 26, 2022
#7
My family went camping & left me home alone, like I'd be missing out.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) August 7, 2023
Oh please, don't leave me home with electricity & running water.
#8
My new car came with a tent like it doesn’t even realize I won’t go camping at a place not named Hilton or Marriott ever again.
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) June 21, 2024
#9
Them: What is your favorite thing to bring camping with you?
— My Life Is The Pitts Family (@LifePitts) August 2, 2022
Me: An oceanfront hotel room.
#10
One of my main goals as a parent is to provide my kid with enough amenities that she would never ask me to take her camping.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) June 18, 2020
#11
Why sleep in your bed at home when you can blow your entire paycheck on camping supplies to sleep on the ground with no toilet?
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) June 1, 2019
#12
My husband is taking 4 and 5 camping.
— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) April 13, 2019
I'm staying home with a toddler in the throes of the terrible 2s.
We can't decide who has it worse.
#13
I bet camping was invented by two guys who wanted to have a sleepover but were afraid their wives would make fun of them
— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) May 25, 2020
#14
*books a hotel room*
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) July 27, 2017
- me, camping
#15
I'm camping for 10 days so I should just re-wear items to save space
— bananafanafofisa (@lisaxy424) June 17, 2017
*packs 36 outfits including a ball gown*
#16
"Let's go camping this weekend," he threatened.
— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) June 2, 2017
#17
What do the people who like to camp want from us?
— Just a Chloe (@CArmanthegirl) July 19, 2020
