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#1
No one is as obnoxiously well-behaved as a child whose sibling is getting yelled at.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) July 27, 2020
#2
Kids only want one thing and it’s to play with whatever their sibling is playing with
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) January 20, 2022
#3
My 7yo asked her brother for a hug and it was the sweetest sibling moment, then off to school he went with a slap me sign on his back
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) June 28, 2022
#4
My toddler old keeps wishing she was the eldest sibling, and I’m like: sweetheart, if you were born first, you would’ve been born last
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) November 21, 2022
#5
Hell hath no fury like a child whose sibling touched the automatic door opener button before they did.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 14, 2018
#6
According to my kids, the Golden Rule is: Be as mean to my sibling as my sibling was to me.
— Raw Motherhood (@MetteAngerhofer) August 18, 2021
#7
There’s normal sibling rivalry and then there’s the 4yo is mad that the 11yo came first and is insisting that they were in your belly together rivalry. I was not prepared for the latter.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) September 13, 2020
#8
No one wants to take medicine more than the healthy sibling of a sick kid.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) April 27, 2022
#9
Nobody has a better bedside manner than a kid who’s trying to get their sibling they just punched to stop crying before their parents hear.
— Arianna Bradford (@thearibradford) April 25, 2020
#10
Overheard in my house: "I'll give you thirteen dollars to stop being my sibling."
— 〰 Just Linda 〰 (@LindaInDisguise) August 11, 2018
#11
8: I’m bored
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) August 5, 2020
Me: play with your brother or sister
8: don’t want to
Me: ok we spent thousands of pounds on fertility treatments to get them for you so you need to fucking play with them
#12
What I said: "Don't kick your sister in the back"
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 29, 2016
What I meant: "Don't kick your sister"
What she heard: "Kick your sister someplace else"
#13
Asking your child to go get their sibling for dinner is just asking them to stand next to you and scream their sibling's name.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) June 27, 2018
#14
Me: where’s your brother?
— NewDadNotes (@NewDadNotes) September 23, 2019
Daughter: I told him to go hide.
Me: aww are you playing hide and seek?
Daughter: he is.
Me:
Daughter:
Me:
Daughter: don’t worry I’ll find him when my movie’s over.
#15
Bought a Swiffer & now my kids are arguing over who gets to use it first.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) August 26, 2018
This is a fight I can get behind.
#16
I tried to sleep in this morning so naturally it was the perfect time for my kids to fight over who can scream the loudest.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) November 4, 2019
#17
7yo: I’m sad
— Sabaa Tahir (@sabaatahir) October 2, 2019
Me: bc your brother’s gone on a trip?
7yo: *nods glumly*
Me: but now you can play with his stuff and he won’t even know
7yo: it’s not the same if he’s not here to get mad at me
