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#1
The person bringing Trader Joe’s snacks to the Super Bowl party can’t wait to mention they are from Trader Joe’s.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 7, 2024
#2
super bowl food > thanksgiving food
— Suzie Hunter ⚾️ (@TheSuzieHunter) February 4, 2024
#3
The only Super Bowl I'm interested in today is the giant bowl of guacamole that I plan to strap on like a feedbag while everyone else watches the game.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) February 11, 2024
#4
Check on your friends that are at the grocery store on Super Bowl Sunday, they are not ok.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) February 11, 2024
#5
Putting my daughter’s college fund on an unknown 7 week old labradoodle to win Puppy Bowl MVP. Pray for my family.
— 𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 (@MoMohler) February 11, 2024
#6
2003: “Where should we go out after the Super Bowl?”
— redyellowgreendance 💃🏻 (@RYGdance) February 6, 2024
2024: “Why does kickoff have to start so damn late?”
#7
I've never had to go hunt for food to feed my family, but once I had to dig out all the M&M's out of the trail mix at a Super Bowl party.
— The Cultured Ruffian (@CulturedRuffian) February 7, 2016
#8
You come to me on this, the day before the super bowl, and ask me to go get groceries at Trader Joe's?
— 🌜🤷♂️ 🤯Dad Moon Rising🤯 🤷♂️🌛 (@raoulvilla) February 11, 2024
#9
*makes hot wings, loaded nachos, and pulls out a beer
— Nathalie with an h (@nnnatchos) February 7, 2021
Them: getting ready to watch the game?
Me: What game?
#10
Why I’m looking forward to the Superbowl: snacks, Taylor sighting, more snacks.
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) February 10, 2024
#11
Who’s going to win the Super Bowl?
— Heather (@heatherjs) February 10, 2024
#12
If you're excited to see Usher at this year's Super Bowl, it's time to schedule your annual mammogram.
— Amanda B (@amandajpanda) February 8, 2024
#13
The day of the Super Bowl and there is not a block of cream cheese in sight at the grocery store
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) February 11, 2024
#14
Tomorrow will be chaos at Allegiant Stadium: 72,000 fans and just one Usher.
— Rick Aaron (@RickAaron) February 11, 2024
#15
I love the Super Bowl, my favorite things are on sale, cheese, cheese dip, Buffalo wings, Buffalo dip, 7 layer dip......
— Amanda B (@amandajpanda) February 8, 2024
#16
It’s kinda cool and not at all superstitiously terrifying that the last time the Chiefs played the 49ers in the Super Bowl it was also a leap year and then a month later we had a pandemic that messed up our lives for years and years
— Sam G (@ItsSamG) February 6, 2024
