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#1
My 4-year-old says the wrong name for many things. It's adorable, but I do try to help him say the correct word. Today, he said Walnuts instead of Walmart & I might have to let this one slide.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) July 19, 2022
#2
My kid just learned “uh oh spaghettios” but he keeps forgetting and is yelling “oh no noodles” instead
— meghan (@deloisivete) November 1, 2022
#3
My son called the butter shelf in the fridge the dairy penthouse and there is no other name for it now.
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) October 25, 2022
#4
My toddler calls allowance “aplowance” and if you correct her, you’re dead to me
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) November 3, 2022
#5
My toddler just walked by saying ‘cinnamon bitch’ over and over, and I felt attacked until I realized he meant ‘son of a bitch.’ Crisis averted.
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) October 4, 2022
#6
6 calls exclamation points “yell marks” so now we are all calling them that.
— Marissa 💚❄️💛 (@michimama75) July 30, 2022
#7
My kid recently discovered double stuffed Oreos and now he refers to regular ones as “Diet Oreos”.
— The Dad (@thedad) June 3, 2022
#8
My 1 yo calls dandelions “blow” which is cute until I’m prying open her mouth pleading with her to not eat the blow.
— Daisy (@Daisyldoo) May 4, 2021
#9
My 6-year-old called wheat crackers "weed crackers," and this charcuterie board just got a lot more interesting.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 14, 2021
#10
My 9 yo just came downstairs and said he and his 7yo brother were playing a game they called doggy style.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) October 18, 2022
They were dressing up our dog in different clothes. I almost died.
#11
My 6yo tells me to drive faster by saying
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) August 3, 2022
MOM break the law do speed!
No one correct her.
#12
My 3 yo calls raspberries "finger hats."
— Dr. Courtney Boen, PhD, MPH (@CourtneyBoen) January 31, 2022
Happy Monday.
#13
My 5 year old refers to ear wax as ear guts and everyone in our home knows if anyone ever corrects him they will be in serious trouble with me.
— Cydni Beer (@cydbeer) July 26, 2018
#14
Really enjoying the fact that my four year old refers to all cacti as "sharpies".
— dadpression (@Dadpression) June 10, 2018
#15
My five year old refers to the doctor as, “the body dentist.”
— Lish McBride (@LishMcBride) November 15, 2019
You’re welcome.
