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#1
My husband pissed me off today, so I hid his keys by putting them in the spot where we keep our keys.
— ThisOneSays (@ThisOneSayz) March 8, 2022
#2
I'm mad at my husband so when he sneezed I didn't say, "Bless you." That'll teach him.
— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) November 20, 2021
#3
When I’m mad at my husband I like to plug my usb mouse into his computer and move the mouse around while he’s playing online games
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) February 9, 2021
#4
This might sound mean but when I’m mad at my husband I point out the bald spot in the yard.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 7, 2022
#5
I’m mad at my wife so I liked a lot of songs on her Pandora playlist that I know she didn’t like
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) December 7, 2020
#6
I know it sounds mean but when I’m mad at my wife and want to lash out, I’ll put a whisk in the spatula drawer when I’m emptying the dishwasher.
— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) December 3, 2020
#7
My husband pissed me off so I sent him a picture of the thermostat set to 72 degrees.
— Not the Nanny (@not_thenanny) March 1, 2021
#8
my boyfriend pissed me off so now I’m eating all the expensive salami in the fridge
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) May 17, 2020
#9
My wife ate the last donut this morning so I went in her car and readjusted the driver's seat and mirrors.
— Forward March (@RunOldMan) March 11, 2021
#10
My husband pissed me off today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he had planned for our special day tomorrow
— kids_kubed 🇨🇦 (@Kids_kubed) January 11, 2020
There is nothing special about tomorrow
But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as the panic takes over
#11
My husband pissed me off so I took photos of me using his tools improperly and sent them throughout the day while he was at work as payback
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) November 15, 2020
#12
My husband pissed me off so today I plan on walking in front of the TV repeatedly and yelling “YAY HOMERUN” whenever someone scores.
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) February 13, 2022
#13
My husband is obsessed with keeping our new car in pristine condition, so I carry a little vial of glitter with me at all times in case he pisses me off.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) December 5, 2018
#14
Sometimes when I’m really mad at my wife, I put my regular apples in her organic bag.
— Kent Graham (@KentWGraham) March 30, 2021
