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#1
My kids and I play this fun game where I wake up early to enjoy a coffee alone and they wake up earlier to make sure that I don’t
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) November 2, 2022
#2
Me before and after kids pic.twitter.com/FdDeg3mYOP
— 🤷🏼♀️Mommeh Dearest🤦🏼♀️ (@mommeh_dearest) November 10, 2022
#3
we heard a loud beep in McDonald's and my daughter asked if it was their ice cream machine flatlining
— 🤷♂️🌜Dad Moon Rising🌛🤷♂️ (@raoulvilla) November 15, 2022
#4
Thoughts and prayers for my 12-year-old.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 16, 2022
I asked her to replace the toilet paper roll and now she's now in tears because she has to do everything around here.
#5
Get your kid a hamper so they have something to throw their dirty clothes near.
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) November 8, 2022
#6
I've got my daughter and her friend playing a game called "scrub the baseboards clean." This is peak parenting.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) November 13, 2022
#7
7 called the dinner my wife made tonight "prison food". Visitation will be from 1-3 this Friday with a memorial service immediately after.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) November 10, 2022
#8
Welcome to parenthood. You never thought you'd want to fight a 5yo, but here we are.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) November 9, 2022
#9
I just told my kids they’ll never beat me at the silent treatment and they fell for it. The last 10 minutes have been heaven.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) November 10, 2022
#10
Decided to liven up the scrambled eggs this morning by adding a little spinach. Follow me for more tips on how to ruin an 8yo’s life.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) November 12, 2022
#11
I don’t know if this is good parenting but we used Taco Bell to get our 3yo on a more convenient pooping schedule
— Science Mom 🔬 (@EmSlyce) November 17, 2022
#12
My toddler is pretending to cook a meal and it involves a lot of screaming and throwing food in a pot. She gets it.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) November 16, 2022
#13
My wife inexplicably waited to the last minute to tell me that my kids have dance class today.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) November 16, 2022
So annoying when she does this every week.
