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#1
In every relationship one person sends the memes and the other person has a day job
— Isle McElroy (@isle_mcelroy) November 15, 2022
#2
Hell hath no fury like a woman who told you exactly where something is but now has to get it herself because you couldn't find it.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 16, 2022
#3
Sorry kids I missed your childhood, I was busy trying to catch up on emails from your school
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) February 29, 2024
#4
I just blocked two family members on social media.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) November 15, 2022
The holidays are going to be fun this year.
#5
Do I really have anxiety or am I just an introvert who left the house
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) November 17, 2022
#6
I don’t know if this is good parenting but we used Taco Bell to get our 3yo on a more convenient pooping schedule
— Science Mom 🔬 (@EmSlyce) November 17, 2022
#7
My wife inexplicably waited to the last minute to tell me that my kids have dance class today.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) November 16, 2022
So annoying when she does this every week.
#8
Welcome to parenthood. Your kids being too loud makes you crazy, but your kids being too silent makes you scared.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) November 17, 2022
#9
My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he'd accidentally hung it up.
— Laura is sofa body ready (@ericamorecambe) November 17, 2022
#10
Principal: Your child was bitten on the neck today and we aren’t sure by who
— kidversations (@kidversations_) November 16, 2022
Me: *adds garlic to shopping list
#11
Asked my husband if he’d put air in my tire and he started explaining how to do it like he’s never been married to me before.
— Be Kind Of Witty (@bekindofwitty) November 16, 2022
#12
I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.
— MumOfTwo (@MumOfTw0) November 15, 2022
#13
we heard a loud beep in McDonald's and my daughter asked if it was their ice cream machine flatlining
— 🤷♂️🌜Dad Moon Rising🌛🤷♂️ (@raoulvilla) November 15, 2022
#14
Dads be like have you sprayed WD-40 about it?
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) November 14, 2022
#15
Wanna catch up with old friends?? Just leave the house looking your worst and you’ll run into them.
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) November 14, 2022
