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#1
Packing your kid’s lunch is just sending the fruit in your fridge on a field trip for the day.
— Stone (@StoneAgeRadio13) November 20, 2022
#2
I follow a mom on Instagram who has five boys just to see if she survives
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) November 22, 2022
#3
Told my husband, “don’t forget the two things we talked about,”knowing full well we only talked about one thing, just to see him sweat.
— MumOfTwo (@MumOfTw0) November 23, 2022
#4
I tripped over my kid’s shoes in the middle of the floor and she said it was my fault because I should’ve known they are always there
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) November 22, 2022
#5
Points for creativity to my 7yo who got caught sneaking cookies and tried to convince me she was sleepwalking, at 3pm.
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) November 23, 2022
#6
Kids be like I’m sick I need to stay home from school but still have the energy of a bunny on cocaine.
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) November 22, 2022
#7
I can be driving alone, belting out 90’s songs and feeling so damn good, I get lost in the moment. Then when I pull up to my house and turn the car off, a dose of reality hits. OMG. I’M SOMEONE’S MOM.
— Michele (@marvelousmrsmom) November 22, 2022
#8
My 5yo told me that she can finally relax because her husband took their baby to the park. Then she whispered in my ear that she actually can't find her baby so she's pretending he went with his dad lol
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) November 21, 2022
#9
My parenting style right now is like “gentle parenting, gentle parenting, gentle parenting, I’M CANCELLING CHRISTMAS!!!, gentle parenting, gentle parenting…”
— Be Kind Of Witty (@bekindofwitty) November 20, 2022
#10
Went through a drive-thru and my kid told me we have large coffees at home, so that’s it, he’s out of the will
— meghan (@deloisivete) November 22, 2022
#11
Parenting is hard, but at night when kids are snug in their beds and the house is peaceful and quiet, parents finally get to spend some quality time arguing over how to do common core math problems.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) November 21, 2022
#12
game night is the fastest way to learn who has the most colorful language in the family
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) November 23, 2022
