Grilled cheese is made by burning one side and then nervously undercooking the other.

— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) October 31, 2020

My mom as mom.: You get what you get now deal with it
My mom as a grandma:.Would you like your grilled cheese cut into stars or hearts

— Mr.Carter (@dexteristwisted) April 10, 2024

Grilled cheese sandwiches should be free for anyone having a bad day.

— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) February 4, 2024

I've never been on a cooking show but I did put a kitchen towel over my shoulder once when I made a grilled cheese.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 31, 2022

Well well look at that, it’s grilled cheese o’clock

— Sam G (@ItsSamG) March 29, 2020

4-year-old: Can I have grilled cheese without cheese?

Me: So you want bread?

4: Don't heat it up.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 23, 2020

You're an adult. Literally no one can stop you from making a garlic bread grilled cheese sandwich right now. Hell you can make 5 of them if you want.

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) December 9, 2021

Me: Want grilled cheese?
Kids: No
Me: What do you want?
Kids: QUESADILLAS!
Me: You know that's basically a grill-
Wife: Stop. You can't win.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) May 11, 2021

8: Mom this grilled cheese tastes different?

Me: What’s different about it?

8: the taste.

— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) April 18, 2022

All I’m saying is I’ve never seen anyone look sad while they are eating a grilled cheese sandwich

— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) April 12, 2021

Please be kind to parents in restaurants.

You never know if the restaurant has the right shape pasta, or color of rice, or color of straw, or shape of cheese, or cut of sandwich, or size of chicken tenders, or the plate is too big, or the grilled cheese has lines or the cup is

— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) May 24, 2021

When it comes to grilled cheese, it’s no longer considered tomato soup, it’s tomato dip.

— Darla (@ddsmidt) January 23, 2024

I made a grilled cheese with Eggo waffles today- so yeah, I AM living my best life.

— Julz&©️offee (@lovejulieacafe) October 22, 2019

Was just informed by our youngest that she no longer likes grilled cheese, so there goes 95% of my weekly meal planning.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) September 17, 2019

My toddler would like a grilled cheese sandwich hold the grilled

— Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) February 7, 2020

“But it’s not Monday, and everyone knows you can’t start a diet on the weekend.”
-Me, validating this grilled cheese.

— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) June 9, 2019

How many more grilled cheese sandwiches 'til I feel alive?

— Lazor (@Lazor2828) December 24, 2019

Sure- being skinny is great, but have you ever had grilled cheese?

— Dayna Pereira (@itsdaynapereira) November 11, 2020

I love grilled cheese and burnt cheese, but not burnt grilled cheese. I'm complicated.

— Suki (@skickwriter) March 20, 2022

My 5yo wants me to send her a grilled cheese for lunch but she wants it to taste like I just made it when she eats it at school. Kids are really out here thinking we can perform miracles.

— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) September 16, 2022

Me: “You want a cheeseburger for lunch?

7y.o: “No- I hate cheese.”

Me: “Want a grilled cheese sandwich?”

7: “Ooh, yes! I LOVE grilled cheese!”

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) April 14, 2020