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#1
Someday, God willing, I will attend my children’s weddings, refuse to eat what they serve and demand butter noodles and nuggets.
— Molly McNearney (@mollymcnearney) July 17, 2022
#2
A guy is coming to repair the dryer today. His arrival window is sometime between 9am this morning and my 12yo’s college graduation.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) August 29, 2022
#3
If my kids ask, the Ice Cream Truck plays music when it’s out of ice cream.
— GinaLynn (@GSand410) August 23, 2022
#4
“Why do I even bother cleaning the toilet?”
— redyellowgreendance 💃🏻 (@RYGdance) August 30, 2022
- A Mother of Boys Memoir
#5
[Explaining my fantasy football draft]
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 29, 2022
Is this boring you?
Daughter: yes
Me: This is how I feel when you tell me about Roblox.
#6
My daughter’s favorite toy is whatever her sister is currently playing with.
— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) July 5, 2021
#7
My teen spent the car ride to school explaining in great detail how he’s an adult now and wants everyone to recognize his independence. He also texted me at lunch to complain how the crusts weren’t removed from his sandwich
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) September 14, 2022
#8
My 3YO talks like her caps-lock is on.
— Romp and Roar (@RompAndRoar) September 9, 2022
#9
Are you even a mom if you don’t call out every family member’s name first before you get to the one you need?
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) September 8, 2022
#10
I would be unstoppable if I had the complete audacity of every other person in this school pickup line
— Rachy Rach (@riot4rach) September 14, 2022
#11
My kids will be late to school even if we lived inside the school
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) September 29, 2022
#12
If you are a mom it means sometimes you feel bad about throwing away sticks. This is your life now.
— The REAL Messy Mom (@TheREALMessyMom) September 28, 2022
#13
‘Be ready to go in 5 minutes or there will be repercussions’ she yelled at people who can’t tell time or know the definition of repercussions.
— OyVeyLady (@OyVeyLady) September 27, 2022
#14
My son said he’d do something in a minute.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) October 20, 2021
So far it’s been 185 days, 16 hours & 11 minutes but who’s counting.
#15
Thoughts and prayers for my kid please, the cheese was hanging over the edge of his sandwich
— meghan (@deloisivete) September 24, 2022
