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#1
My husband went down the stairs first not knowing that our toddler wanted to go down the stairs first. Thoughts and prayers at this difficult time.
— Dr Áine Mahon (@AineMarieMahon) March 29, 2022
#2
i ask my toddler what's in the box she's holding. "chaos!" she replies. "chaos! chaos!" i know she's trying to say "crayons," but it's not like she's wrong.
— rachelle mandik 🕳 (@rachelle_mandik) January 9, 2018
#3
Me: The whole “terrible two’s” thing is a myth.
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) May 19, 2019
Friend: That’s good to know.
Me: It’s actually much worse than that.
#4
Buy all the cute stuffed animals you want but your toddler is going to sleep with a spatula instead
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) October 7, 2022
#5
It takes my toddler son four minutes to put his shoes on, yet he can delete three apps & open Netflix on my iPhone in 12 seconds.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) October 4, 2016
#6
Do yourself a favor and don’t look into your drink after sharing with your toddler... just throw it out🤦🏽♀️
— Your Mom (@modernmomese) August 8, 2019
#7
Do tons of activities with your toddler on Saturday, let them stay up late and really wear them out so they still wake up at 4:30 on Sunday morning.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 18, 2022
#8
Describe having a toddler in one picture. I’ll go first: pic.twitter.com/2omaovTHHm
— 🕸🎃🧛♀️ (@helloitscorrie) August 10, 2019
#9
I was just enviously admiring the energy and flexibility of a 3yo and then he kneed himself in the face.
— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) April 27, 2016
#10
There are few things more terrifying than finding your toddler in the living room with an uncapped red Sharpie in her hand.
— Sara (@smilely_gal) February 9, 2016
#11
The tea party my toddler invited me to feels more like a hostage situation.
— Unfiltered Mama 💗✌️ (@UnfilteredMama) May 5, 2017
#12
"And I'm going to live with you forever and ever"
— AussieAnnie (@MummaCrazy) July 7, 2015
~Toddler threats
#13
My toddler is trying to put away her crayons in a box with no bottom
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 1, 2016
I’d help her, but she’s too happy
She thinks she has infinite crayons
#14
I have a solar eclipse every two minutes inside my living room ever since my toddler learned how to open & close the blinds.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) August 20, 2017
