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#1
My kids have just discovered that the family sick bowl and the cake mix bowl are one and the same. In my defence, this was also the case when I was growing up … but now I’ve said it out loud, I realise I need to break the cycle. I won’t be taking any further questions.
— Sarah Turner (@TheUnmumsyMum) November 27, 2022
#2
My 6 y/o daughter used the word “pacifically” to make a point during an argument so of course to effectively mansplain my counterpoint I started with, “Atlantically …”
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) November 30, 2022
#3
I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) November 29, 2022
#4
I just came downstairs in my pjs my hair is a mess no makeup and my son said where are you going you look great so I bumped him up in the will.
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) November 29, 2022
#5
why would I check my Spotify wrapped? I’m a parent, it’s gonna be Encanto. Just 9,000 plays of “We Don’t Talk About Bruno,” at least half of them bc my kid wanted to hear it
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) December 1, 2022
#6
When my kids grow up, I’m gonna go to their house and ask for food and then change my mind the second they give it to me.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) November 28, 2022
#7
When I went to pick up my 5yo from kindergarten today his teacher wanted to tell me something. At first I was worried but it turns out my son has been telling his classmates that I’m an astronaut. Not just any astronaut though. I’ve been to space three times!
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) December 2, 2022
#8
Currently letting my 2yo unravel a whole roll of toilet paper so I can get 15 minutes of peace.
— MumOfTwo (@MumOfTw0) December 1, 2022
#9
Part of being married is asking the other person “Where are you going?” Every time they stand up.
— Yard Dad (@IAmYardDad) November 27, 2022
#10
Told my daughter Santa would love it if she cleaned the bathroom and I have never seen her work harder. It’s gonna be a good month.
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) November 26, 2022
#11
Parenting truth #367
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) November 28, 2022
If you ask your kid to tell their sibling something, they will stand right next to you and scream it.
#12
My son has started saying "bro" and I have to remind myself that I love him unconditionally
— Matty (@bestestname) November 26, 2022