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#1
u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) April 25, 2022
#2
I successfully hid chocolate chip cookies from my children, making today’s parenting score:
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) June 27, 2018
Kids: 43,290
Mom: 1
#3
My husband pissed me off so I made him his favorite chocolate chip cookies and used black beans instead of chocolate
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) December 9, 2020
#4
My son made breakfast by himself this morning and by made breakfast I mean he broke 6 chocolate chip cookies into a bowl, poured milk over it and ate it like cereal.
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) December 8, 2021
#5
Was upset about the weight I’ve gained in “quarantine” so I baked myself some chocolate chip cookies to cheer myself up......
— Unfiltered Mama 💗✌️ (@UnfilteredMama) September 17, 2020
#6
Make your oatmeal raisin cookies better by using the recipe for chocolate chip cookies.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 11, 2019
#7
Me: Try this chocolate chip.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) March 7, 2019
3 year-old: Okay!
[gives him coffee bean]
3: UGH, YUCK!
-Me, saving all future chocolate chips for myself while also spending all future money on his therapy.
#8
I just saved our lives by stepping on and killing a bug that was actually a chocolate chip.
— redyellowgreendance 💃🏻 (@RYGdance) August 10, 2022
#9
Life is like a box of oatmeal raisin cookies that you totally thought were chocolate chip.
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) March 7, 2022
#10
"chocolate chip cookies are overrated".
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) October 24, 2021
-my former 12 yo son
#11
It’s hard for me to trust anyone who doesn’t like chocolate chip cookies.
— CK🐦 (@LoveMyScionFRS) March 13, 2018
#12
"We have NOTHING to eat!" my four year old cries out through a mouthful of chocolate chip waffles and banana
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) January 26, 2021
#13
Today my kids discovered that I don’t go down to the basement alone to clean, but to eat chocolate chip cookie dough out of the deep freezer. They finally noticed that the basement isn’t actually that clean.
— Not the Nanny (@not_thenanny) October 23, 2021
#14
How long do you think I’d live if I ate nothing but chocolate chip cookies? Cause if it’s more than 10 years I’m TOTALLY doing it.
— Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) August 7, 2019
#15
Friend: I'm surprised to see you eating a salad.
— Victoria Sofia (@Ideal_Victoria) February 24, 2016
Me: *empties bag of chocolate chips over it*
